This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Are we still banned from the library?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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