Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
