in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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