How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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