No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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