you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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