you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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