I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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