You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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