Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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