She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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