she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
