..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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