wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
