Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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