Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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