he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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