This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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