After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize