I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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