Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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