Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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