so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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