If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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