Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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