Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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