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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
