Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
home. puking in laundry basket.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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