you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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