Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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