Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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