So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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