my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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