Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Please don't give away my fajitas
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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