great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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