Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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