We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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