I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He shit in the fireplace
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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