so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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