I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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