Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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