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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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