You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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