she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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