I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
should my penis look like a turkey
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Randomize
