Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize