Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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