We need to start having sex underwater more often.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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