I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Randomize
