Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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