She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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